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Old 10-07-2008, 03:57 AM   #1 (permalink)
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New Vintage

Californian vintners in the Napa Valley area, who primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as Pinot More...
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Old 10-07-2008, 08:13 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 10-07-2008, 09:30 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 10-08-2008, 11:25 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Oh man, that's a funny one. I will have to share that one with my father. I think he'll get a kick out of it.
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Old 10-15-2008, 08:16 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I DID send that my Dad. If he responds, I'll post it here.
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