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uncle phil · 10-07-2008, 03:57 AM

Californian vintners in the Napa Valley area, who primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as Pinot More...

KellyC · 10-07-2008, 08:13 AM

Now *I* have to go!

You kill me, phil.

Bear Cub · 10-07-2008, 09:30 AM

*Grooooooan*

genuinegirly · 10-08-2008, 11:25 PM

Oh man, that's a funny one. I will have to share that one with my father. I think he'll get a kick out of it.

Amaras · 10-15-2008, 08:16 AM

I DID send that my Dad. If he responds, I'll post it here.

10-07-2008, 03:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	New Vintage Californian vintners in the Napa Valley area, who primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night. The new wine will be marketed as Pinot More... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-07-2008, 08:13 AM	#2 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	Now I have to go! You kill me, phil. __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens. Last edited by KellyC; 10-07-2008 at 08:15 AM..

10-07-2008, 09:30 AM	#3 (permalink)
Bear Cub The Reverend Side Boob Location: Nofe Curolina	Grooooooan __________________ Living in the United Socialist States of America.

10-08-2008, 11:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
genuinegirly Eat your vegetables Super Moderator Location: Arabidopsis-ville	Oh man, that's a funny one. I will have to share that one with my father. I think he'll get a kick out of it. __________________ "Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq "violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

10-15-2008, 08:16 AM	#5 (permalink)
Amaras Junkie Location: At my daughter's beck and call.	I DID send that my Dad. If he responds, I'll post it here. __________________ Propaganda is to a democracy what the bludgeon is to a totalitarian state. -Noam Chomsky Love is a verb, not a noun. -My Mom The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty years later. -Louis Aragon, "La Porte-plume," Traite du style, 1928