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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a princess was born.
She lived. She died. The End. |
Once upon a time there was an evil king who lost his throne to a humble chosen one. The end.
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Once upon a time there was a ch
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Once upon a time, a chicken crossed a road.
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A creative writing course once instructed it's sudents to write a story including Religion, Shock, and Suspense.
The winning entry was thus: "My God, I'm pregnant, who's the father?" |
I thought the world's shortest fairy tale was: Honey, I'm working late at the office tonight.
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Once upon a time, I had sex.
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I'm busted. :sad: That's exactly where I got that from. Except, I believe, that it was a prince, and not a princess. Who'd have thought that anybody but me would've remembered that show? Much less that bedtime story that Chief Mobey told. |
Heh, I'm old, and live in the south. I saw that pre-cable....
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Me too. Whites and a black, fightin' crime in harmony. Richard Paul, who played the Mayor, died on Christmas Day in 1998, and still managed to be in a movie three years later.
Once upon a time, Seargant Baker moved to a white bread southern country town. The locals welcomed him with rocks and graffiti. |
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