Legs
 

A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself:

Man: ' May I buy you a cocktail?'
Maxine: 'No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs.'
Man: 'Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?'
Maxine: 'No, they spread.'

hey, ain't we all wish we'd been there?

LOL. I'll have to remember that the next time someone offers me red wine...it tends to make me a little amorous. ;)

May I offer you a glass of this delicious Italian I just found?:orly:

I never could say no to a delicious Italian....wine or otherwise. ;)

"In that case, I insist."