10-06-2008, 10:03 AM | #1 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself:
Man: ' May I buy you a cocktail?' Maxine: 'No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs.' Man: 'Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?' Maxine: 'No, they spread.'
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10-27-2008, 03:33 PM | #2 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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hey, ain't we all wish we'd been there?
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10-27-2008, 03:38 PM | #3 (permalink) |
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LOL. I'll have to remember that the next time someone offers me red wine...it tends to make me a little amorous.
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10-28-2008, 12:57 PM | #4 (permalink) |
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May I offer you a glass of this delicious Italian I just found?
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10-28-2008, 05:58 PM | #6 (permalink) |
Please touch this.
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