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Tilted
Location: Texas
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my knees
A girl goes to the doctor because her knees are all scraped up, the doctor says “What Happened” the girl says… it happened because I do it doggy style all the time. The doctor says don’t you know any other positions. And the girl says… Yes. But the dog doesn’t.
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Eccentric insomniac
Location: North Carolina
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*twitches*
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