A little girl and her wabbit. - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

cchris · 06-29-2003, 12:50 PM

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the
sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle
wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees,
so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"

She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her
knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice,
"I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit."

wakelagger · 06-29-2003, 09:18 PM

Nice.

-Anders · 06-30-2003, 01:12 AM

Hahha
Not quite the response you'd expect from a little girl now is it?

clifclav · 06-30-2003, 06:38 AM

very good one. thanks

DEI37 · 06-30-2003, 07:10 AM

Now that is funny. Hmm...maybe I should try that sometime!

Flesh · 06-30-2003, 07:20 AM

steelerz · 06-30-2003, 08:18 AM

Great

rundmv · 06-30-2003, 08:49 AM

good one

Brewmaniac · 06-30-2003, 12:32 PM

Funny fucking joke! Thanks

asdf4321 · 07-01-2003, 08:25 PM

Dangit, very good, banged my knee on my deskside trashcan in reaction. Ow.

AnUnkind · 07-02-2003, 12:25 AM

haha that was good. For some reason I was skipping this post, but just now decided to read it, very funny.

Slims · 07-02-2003, 12:42 AM

06-29-2003, 12:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	A little girl and her wabbit. A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?" She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit." __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

06-30-2003, 01:12 AM	#3 (permalink)
-Anders Custom title. Location: Denmark.	Hahha Not quite the response you'd expect from a little girl now is it? __________________ Signature 101

06-30-2003, 06:38 AM	#4 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	very good one. thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

06-30-2003, 07:10 AM	#5 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Now that is funny. Hmm...maybe I should try that sometime! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

06-30-2003, 12:32 PM	#9 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Funny fucking joke! Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

06-29-2003, 09:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
wakelagger Insane Location: Toronto	Nice.

06-30-2003, 08:49 AM	#8 (permalink)
rundmv Insane	good one

07-01-2003, 08:25 PM	#10 (permalink)
asdf4321 Upright Location: Houston	Dangit, very good, banged my knee on my deskside trashcan in reaction. Ow. __________________ Rar-poop! Combination dinosaur noise and the sound of.. well, you know.

07-02-2003, 12:25 AM	#11 (permalink)
AnUnkind Crazy Location: INCONUS	haha that was good. For some reason I was skipping this post, but just now decided to read it, very funny. __________________ yeah, you SHOULD feel stupid....

07-02-2003, 12:42 AM	#12 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	hehe __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

06-30-2003, 07:20 AM	#6 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	haha