Donkey
 

Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00

The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day he drove up and said, "sorry, son, but I have some bad
news,

The donkey died."

Chuck replied, "well, then just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that, I went and spent it already."

Chuck said, "O.K., then just bring me the dead donkey."

The farmer asked, "what ya' gonna do with him?"

Chuck answered, "I'm going to raffle him off."

The farmer said, "you can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

Chuch said, "sure I can; watch me...I Just won't tell anybody he's
dead."

A month later the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, "What happened

With the dead donkey?"

Chuck said, " raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets At two dollars apiece
and made a profit of $898.00!!"

The farmer said, "didn't anyone complain?"

To which Chuck replied,, "just the guy who won. So I gave him his two
dollars back!!"