loquitur

Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one
engaged to be married, and one a long-time wife, met
for drinks after work. The conversation eventually
drifted towards how best to spice up their sex lives.

After much discussion, they decided to surprise their
men by engaging in some S&M role-playing.

The following week they met up again to compare notes.

Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said,
"Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my
boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the
other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I
had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and
stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made mad
passionate love on his desk right then and there!"

The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much
my story! When my fiance got home last Friday, he found
me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice,
black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that
we not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our
wedding date!"

The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a
lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to
stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath
and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight
leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings
and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black
mask."

"Well?!," exclaimed the other two. "What happened?"

"When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer
and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman,
what's for dinner?' "

Brewmaniac

Posted on 6-9-08
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...ree-women.html

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