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uncle phil · 09-12-2008, 02:50 AM

My internist referred me to a new urologist. A female. Blonde, beautiful lady with an amazing figure! This was my first encounter with a female medical professional in this sensitive and very private capacity.

Anyway, she told me that I have to stop masturbating. I asked her, "Why?"

She replied "So I can complete the exam..."

LoganSnake · 09-12-2008, 05:48 AM

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uncle phil · 09-12-2008, 09:14 AM

i plead the 29th...

09-12-2008, 02:50 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Blonde 29 My internist referred me to a new urologist. A female. Blonde, beautiful lady with an amazing figure! This was my first encounter with a female medical professional in this sensitive and very private capacity. Anyway, she told me that I have to stop masturbating. I asked her, "Why?" She replied "So I can complete the exam..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-12-2008, 05:48 AM	#2 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	First page: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...ts-advice.html __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

09-12-2008, 09:14 AM	#3 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	i plead the 29th... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.