Brewmaniac

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.



If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.



If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.



If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.



She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.'



So - if you give her
crap,



you will receive more shit than any one human being can handle

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jewels

Nice

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain