uncle phil

When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized. '

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

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bhamv

Heh heh heh, I giggled.

But, at the same time, it doesn't seem that bad, does it? I mean, a thermometer's not all that big...

Charlatan

Depends how you feel about anal probes...

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SSJTWIZTA

Heh, i chuckled at that one.

is that true? do i have to go buy a johnson & johnson thermometer and see for myself?

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Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

grumpyolddude

Thanks, phil. QW works quality control. I'm printing this off for her.

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