Palamidian

A guy is fucking his girlfriend and asks her if she can cum in her ear. She replies, "Hell no, asshole, I'll go deaf!"

He looks at her with a straight face and says, "No you wont. I always cum in your mouth and you never shut the fuck up!"



The funeral is on tuesday.

LoganSnake

Grrr.....double punch line.....

Good otherwise.

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Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

lotsofmagnets

the couple seem to be quite good at communication

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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor.
she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron.
physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?

ratbastid

Only because her momma never taught her not to talk with her mouth full.