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09-03-2008, 03:27 PM
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Broadening Your Sexual Horizons
A guy is fucking his girlfriend and asks her if she can cum in her ear. She replies, "Hell no, asshole, I'll go deaf!"
He looks at her with a straight face and says, "No you wont. I always cum in your mouth and you never shut the fuck up!" The funeral is on tuesday. |
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09-03-2008, 03:45 PM
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We work alone
Location: Cake Town
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Grrr.....double punch line.....
Good otherwise.
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09-04-2008, 07:35 AM
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Location: reykjavík, iceland
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the couple seem to be quite good at communication
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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor. she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron. physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable? |
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