healer

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Cynthetiq

and twisted!

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I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not.

Xazy

Wow i was not expecting that!

MSD

My mother once said, in these exact words, "I don't care what you're talking about or what it's a parody of, necrophilia is never funny."

Wrong again, mom.

Daniel_

Just proves that there's always someone you can look down on.

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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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Bilbert

Is this from Morticians Quarterly?

dd3953

Whoa. Yuppers, not what I was expecting.

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nrclark

LOLOLOL ... thats like an R-rated "Far Side" ... ?

KellyC

How's this for a title: "fucking dead."

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.

Cynthetiq

you inspired me for a title!!!

Eating Dried Apricots Is Sick

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I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not.

KellyC

I'd imagine the taste is about the same. That's pretty sick dude...

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.

Cervantes

Disturbingly funny. Nice find.

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- "Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.."
- "Religions take everything that your DNA naturally wants to do to survive and pro-create and makes it wrong."
- "There is only one absolute truth and that is that there is only one absolute truth."