Medical School Initiation
 

This one's an oldie.
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Students at a Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They are all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

Then the professor started the class by telling them: "In medicine,it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor:

The first is that it is necessary that you don't get disgusted."

The professor uncovered the sheet, sunk his finger in the butt of the dead body, withdrew it and sucked it. "Go ahead and do the same thing" he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated and subsequently taking turns, sunk their finger in the butt of the dead body and sucked it after withdrawing it.

When everyone finished the professor looked at them and told them:
"The second important quality is observation. I inserted the middle finger and sucked the index finger. Pay attention people!!!":lol:

Disgusting, but funny - i like! :D!

i heard a variation of this one first with some sort of science class in a lecture room.

the professor had a jar of urine and told them for every process you needed to look at it, smell it, feel it, and taste it so you know everything about it..

and while he said these things, he went through the motions, even so much as taking his finger then sucking on it..

he then told everyone in the class to do the same..

after they were done he said the biggest thing to remember though, is observation... they should have observed he dipped his middle finger in and sucked his ring finger.

;)

still a funny joke.

lol... yeah good stuff

so wrong yet so funny

Heard it before, thanks for remindin me.

YUCK!

It's funny because I would do that to my students if I were that doctor.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ouch!

Thats gross...funny, but gross.

EEEEwwwwww!!! Man that's disgusting! hehe..

gross. just plain gross. I still chuckled though

Hrm, maybe I should become a doctor so I can do that...

Hilarious :)

The Darker Fire Within

there needs to be a joke with the punch line, I inserted my finger, but she sucked on my penis.

oh god, thats great