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Crazy
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A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just stroking his willy, something she seemed to love to do.
Enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do you love doing that?' She replied, 'Because I really miss mine.'
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We work alone
Location: Cake Town
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Not sure I can imagine the freak out I'd have were I in that situation.
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Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques |
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The Reforms
Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi |
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