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Old 08-05-2008, 07:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Who's got the best agents?

The FBI, DEA and CIA all argue that they are the best law enforcement agency in the world, so to find out once and for all which of them really is they devise a competition.

They release a rabbit into a forest, and whichever agency finds it first will be declared the best.

The FBI goes first. After two weeks of interviewing plants and animals, the FBI concludes that no rabbit has ever existed.

The DEA goes next. After burning down half the forest and defoliating the rest, they also find no rabbit.

The CIA goes last, and after a few moments, agents drag out a badly beaten bear, screaming "Ok, Ok! Yes, I'm a rabbit!"
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Old 08-05-2008, 08:09 PM   #2 (permalink)
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hahahaha that was great.
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Old 08-05-2008, 09:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Good one
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Old 08-05-2008, 09:07 PM   #4 (permalink)
... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.
 
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Excellent.
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Old 08-06-2008, 05:32 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I think that is the funniest joke I have heard all week.
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Old 08-07-2008, 08:46 PM   #6 (permalink)
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hahhah so great
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Old 08-11-2008, 04:37 PM   #7 (permalink)
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friggin' hilarious!
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Old 08-28-2008, 09:11 AM   #8 (permalink)
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That is really a good joke! Nice post
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Old 08-28-2008, 10:54 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Love it. I heard a similar British version, with the Transport Police, the Sussex Police, and SO19 (the Metropoitan Police's special operations unit).
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