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06-27-2003, 05:46 PM
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Location: Green Bay, WI
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A clever man...
A man found a silver lamp in his garage one day while cleaning it out. After he began to polish it, a genie appeared and said that he would grant the man 3 wishes, but that for everything he got, his ex-wife would get double.
The man pondered this for a moment, and then agreed that those were acceptable terms and said that he was ready to make his wishes. "For my first wish, I would like to have 10 million dollars..." The genie then reminded the man that his ex-wife would be given 20 million dollars. The man said that he understood, and suddenly his garage was filled with money. The man then began his second wish... "I wish that there was a brand new Ferrari in my driverway that belongs to me" The genie again reminded him that his ex-wife would find 2 Ferraris in her driveway. The man again explained that that was acceptable, and the car appeared in his driveway. "For my third and final wish," The man said with a clever smile on his face, "I wish that you would beat me half to death..."
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