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NoSoup · 06-27-2003, 05:40 PM

A man employed by the government found a dusty silver lamp in the storeroom of his office building. Suprised, he began to dust off the lamp...

Suddenly, a magic genie appeared, and said that he would grant the man 3 wishes...

"Really!" the man responded, awestruck.

"I wish to be on a beautiful deserted tropical island"
The genie then clapped his hands, and they were transported where the man requested...

Wow, the man thought...
"I wish that I was surrounded by beautiful, naked women that are infatuated with me"
The genie again clapped his hands, and soon the man had dozens of beautiful women fawning all over him.

"For my final wish," the man said, "I wish I never had to work again."

The genie clapped his hands for a third time, and the man found himself back at his government office....

TerresqueÜ · 06-27-2003, 06:57 PM

HAhahahahah!!!

Good one!

sooz · 06-28-2003, 12:50 AM

funny joke, i dodn't know that government jobs were that easy

God of Thunder · 06-30-2003, 11:07 AM

Hey!!! I work for the government and I'm offended!!!!

/looks around and realizes he spends most of his day surfing the net at union scale.

Nevermind, move along, nothing to see here.

Slims · 07-03-2003, 01:52 AM

Thats like this one:

What's orange and sleeps six?

A DOT truck.

bravo49 · 07-03-2003, 02:34 AM

Government employees are like a British rocket

Never works and cannot be fired

Sparhawk · 07-03-2003, 06:12 AM

*chuckle*

Pilgrim · 07-03-2003, 08:55 PM

funny

bfresh · 07-05-2003, 11:44 AM

I have to talk to those guys every day (government regulators), So I bitch about all the work I have to do, and it b/c of these guys who don't want to do anything....this joke is way too close to "home"

Regziever · 07-16-2003, 04:36 AM

Hehe! Big bummer!

bhamv · 08-22-2008, 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emrica

I am an engineer work in a construction company. I am excellent at my job and take a lot of pride in what I do. I have been starting my own construction company. It's time for me to start my own company. Any advice on where to start would be so helpful. I am really excited with my dream. I need some government grants to start my company. Please help me to get that. Thanks in advance for any advice.

Wait... what?

Nisses · 08-22-2008, 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emrica

I am an engineer work in a construction company. I am excellent at my job and take a lot of pride in what I do. I have been starting my own construction company. It's time for me to start my own company. Any advice on where to start would be so helpful. I am really excited with my dream. I need some government grants to start my company. Please help me to get that. Thanks in advance for any advice.

Hmm,

euh

what?

Either this is some subtle joke or a bot.

MSD · 08-22-2008, 06:11 AM

I work for the state and I take offense to this. Actually, it's pretty much true. I've done very little work this past week and 90% of what I did do involved sitting down and watching in case anything broke.

06-27-2003, 05:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
NoSoup Non-Rookie Location: Green Bay, WI	A Government Employee A man employed by the government found a dusty silver lamp in the storeroom of his office building. Suprised, he began to dust off the lamp... Suddenly, a magic genie appeared, and said that he would grant the man 3 wishes... "Really!" the man responded, awestruck. "I wish to be on a beautiful deserted tropical island" The genie then clapped his hands, and they were transported where the man requested... Wow, the man thought... "I wish that I was surrounded by beautiful, naked women that are infatuated with me" The genie again clapped his hands, and soon the man had dozens of beautiful women fawning all over him. "For my final wish," the man said, "I wish I never had to work again." The genie clapped his hands for a third time, and the man found himself back at his government office.... __________________ I have an aura of reliability and good judgement. Just in case you were wondering...

06-27-2003, 06:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	HAhahahahah!!! Good one! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

06-28-2003, 12:50 AM	#3 (permalink)
sooz Crazy Location: Somewhere in the middle	funny joke, i dodn't know that government jobs were that easy __________________ -sooz

06-30-2003, 11:07 AM	#4 (permalink)
God of Thunder Talk nerdy to me Location: Flint, MI	Hey!!! I work for the government and I'm offended!!!! /looks around and realizes he spends most of his day surfing the net at union scale. Nevermind, move along, nothing to see here. __________________ I reject your reality, and substitute my own -- Adam Savage

07-03-2003, 01:52 AM	#5 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	Thats like this one: What's orange and sleeps six? A DOT truck. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

07-03-2003, 02:34 AM	#6 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Government employees are like a British rocket Never works and cannot be fired

07-03-2003, 06:12 AM	#7 (permalink)
Sparhawk Dubya Location: VA	chuckle __________________ "In Iraq, no doubt about it, it's tough. It's hard work. It's incredibly hard. It's - and it's hard work. I understand how hard it is. I get the casualty reports every day. I see on the TV screens how hard it is. But it's necessary work. We're making progress. It is hard work."

07-03-2003, 08:55 PM	#8 (permalink)
Pilgrim Crazy Location: Ilium	funny __________________ "So it goes."

07-05-2003, 11:44 AM	#9 (permalink)
bfresh Crazy Location: TN	I have to talk to those guys every day (government regulators), So I bitch about all the work I have to do, and it b/c of these guys who don't want to do anything....this joke is way too close to "home"

07-16-2003, 04:36 AM	#10 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Hehe! Big bummer! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

08-22-2008, 06:11 AM	#13 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	I work for the state and I take offense to this. Actually, it's pretty much true. I've done very little work this past week and 90% of what I did do involved sitting down and watching in case anything broke.