A Government Employee
 

A man employed by the government found a dusty silver lamp in the storeroom of his office building. Suprised, he began to dust off the lamp...

Suddenly, a magic genie appeared, and said that he would grant the man 3 wishes...

"Really!" the man responded, awestruck.

"I wish to be on a beautiful deserted tropical island"
The genie then clapped his hands, and they were transported where the man requested...

Wow, the man thought...
"I wish that I was surrounded by beautiful, naked women that are infatuated with me"
The genie again clapped his hands, and soon the man had dozens of beautiful women fawning all over him.

"For my final wish," the man said, "I wish I never had to work again."

The genie clapped his hands for a third time, and the man found himself back at his government office....

HAhahahahah!!!


Good one!

funny joke, i dodn't know that government jobs were that easy

Hey!!! I work for the government and I'm offended!!!!

/looks around and realizes he spends most of his day surfing the net at union scale.

Nevermind, move along, nothing to see here.:D :thumbsup:

Thats like this one:

What's orange and sleeps six?






A DOT truck.

Government employees are like a British rocket

Never works and cannot be fired

*chuckle*

funny

I have to talk to those guys every day (government regulators), So I bitch about all the work I have to do, and it b/c of these guys who don't want to do anything....this joke is way too close to "home"

Hehe! Big bummer!

Wait... what?

Hmm,

euh

what? :oogle:


Either this is some subtle joke or a bot.

I work for the state and I take offense to this. Actually, it's pretty much true. I've done very little work this past week and 90% of what I did do involved sitting down and watching in case anything broke.