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Old 08-19-2008, 04:53 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Urologist's advice

I have one of those MD VIP deals with an internist. He suggested I get "checked out" and referred me to a local urologist who happens to be female. I saw her yesterday and she is gorgeous. She's beautiful and unbelievably sexy.

First thing she told was that I have to stop masturbating. I asked her why and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you..."
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Old 08-19-2008, 05:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
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bwahahahahaha
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Old 08-19-2008, 05:16 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Did not see that coming. LOL
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Old 08-19-2008, 05:37 PM   #4 (permalink)
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omg, LOL

awesome!
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Old 08-20-2008, 10:14 AM   #5 (permalink)
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rofl!
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Old 08-20-2008, 10:54 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Nice.
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Old 08-21-2008, 09:28 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Good one
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Old 08-21-2008, 09:41 PM   #8 (permalink)
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oh dear! hehehe
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Old 08-21-2008, 09:54 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Same thing happened to me.

I wish.
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Old 08-22-2008, 05:05 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Coffee, in my nose..... gak
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Old 08-23-2008, 02:04 PM   #11 (permalink)
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great joke!
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Old 08-26-2008, 08:54 AM   #12 (permalink)
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lol ... no really, i laughed out loud !
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