loquitur

I have one of those MD VIP deals with an internist. He suggested I get "checked out" and referred me to a local urologist who happens to be female. I saw her yesterday and she is gorgeous. She's beautiful and unbelievably sexy.

First thing she told was that I have to stop masturbating. I asked her why and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you..."

Sion

bwahahahahaha

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Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Tully Mars

Did not see that coming. LOL

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MiSo

omg, LOL

awesome!

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Reese

rofl!

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CinnamonGirl

Nice.

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Bilbert

Good one

genuinegirly

oh dear! hehehe

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buttless1der

Same thing happened to me.

I wish.

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Iliftrocks

Coffee, in my nose..... gak

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ols

great joke!

nrclark

lol ... no really, i laughed out loud !