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Old 06-27-2003, 04:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Grandfather and Grandson (lewd)

One day, a grandfather and his 8 year old grandson were walking through the park. Suddenly, the grandfathers laughs in delight and picks up a nickel. "Ha!" he announces triumphantly, "I just found myself a nickel."

His grandson, the young child he is, asked if he could have it...

His grandfather said, "Well, boy, can your dick touch your asshole?"

His grandson replied that it could not, and so the grandfather would not let him have it.

A little further down the path, the grandfather again bent down and grabbed a shiney new quarter. Again, the boy asked for it, to which the grandfather replied, "Can your dick touch your asshole?" Again, the boy repsonded that it could not, and so the grandfather kept the quarter as well.

As they were nearing the end of their stroll, the boy let out a whoop and scooped up a hundred dollar bill that was lying near the bushes. His grandfater asked if he could share it with the boy. The boy responded with

"Well, grandpa, can your dick touch your asshole?"

To which the grandfather replied
"Well it most certainly can..."

The boy then promptly responded with
"Well, Grandpa, why don't you go fuck yourself..."
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Old 06-27-2003, 05:13 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Awesome!
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Old 06-27-2003, 08:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Haha that's hilarious..
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Old 06-28-2003, 10:41 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Sighhh!
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Old 06-29-2003, 01:47 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Great joke! Thanks
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Old 06-30-2003, 01:45 AM   #6 (permalink)
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That was a damn good one thanks
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Old 06-30-2003, 04:25 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Lewd but funny.
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Old 07-28-2003, 08:23 PM   #8 (permalink)
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hahaha, that deserves a >rimshot<
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Old 07-28-2003, 11:04 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I've heard that before..
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Old 07-28-2003, 11:08 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Hehe!! Really good!
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Old 07-29-2003, 07:18 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I knew it was comming!
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Old 07-29-2003, 07:26 AM   #12 (permalink)
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oh man...that's FUNNY!! great joke!
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Old 07-29-2003, 10:32 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Grandpa had it coming.

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Old 07-29-2003, 01:58 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I thought the kid would unzip and rub against the guy - good post
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Old 07-29-2003, 10:12 PM   #15 (permalink)
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hah, can you say "owned"
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Old 07-29-2003, 11:19 PM   #16 (permalink)
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funny! good one
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Old 07-30-2003, 12:47 AM   #17 (permalink)
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hahahaha...funny as hell...
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Old 07-31-2003, 05:17 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Good for the grandson.
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Old 07-31-2003, 03:45 PM   #19 (permalink)
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very lewd but very, very funny. thanks
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Old 07-31-2003, 04:17 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Old 07-31-2003, 11:22 PM   #21 (permalink)
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haha, that's great.
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Old 07-31-2003, 11:26 PM   #22 (permalink)
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hah, can you say "owned"
No, but I can say PWNZ0R3D!! I've seen several variations of this joke all over the place.
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