07-29-2008, 06:47 AM | #1 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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A blonde and a brunette were standing in an elevator. A man with dandruff walked in. The brunette said, "Somebody needs to give him some Head & Shoulders."
The blonde asked, "How do you give shoulders?"
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07-29-2008, 06:53 PM | #5 (permalink) |
Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator.
Location: Windiwana
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«««needs some shoulders.
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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller |
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