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uncle phil 07-29-2008 03:47 AM

True Words
 
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

SSJTWIZTA 07-29-2008 05:42 AM

lmfao!

4-7 are especially true for me.

genuinegirly 08-03-2008 01:11 PM

You have me laughing again!

Tully Mars 08-04-2008 11:20 AM

Down right excellent.

lotsofmagnets 08-12-2008 05:40 AM

iŽd love to be part of a drunken conversation that would require the use of the word "transubstantiate"

blahblah454 08-12-2008 04:27 PM

Come drink with me then magnet. Our conversations get deep when drinking!


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