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07-24-2008, 06:21 AM
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comfortably numb...
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More than enough
A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, 'Are all of those kids yours?'
He replied, 'No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints.'
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07-24-2008, 07:14 AM
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Living in a Warmer Insanity
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Location: Yucatan, Mexico
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Quote:
 http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...your-sign.html
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07-24-2008, 07:18 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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shit, i'm sorry, tully...
been busy the last week or two, doncha know...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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07-24-2008, 07:29 AM
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Living in a Warmer Insanity
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07-24-2008, 10:30 PM
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lonely rolling star
Location: Seattle.
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Pete and RePete went down to the lake to have a swim.
Pete drowned. Who was left?
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07-27-2008, 11:15 AM
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Living in a Warmer Insanity
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