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Old 07-24-2008, 06:21 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, 'Are all of those kids yours?'

He replied, 'No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints.'
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Old 07-24-2008, 07:14 AM   #2 (permalink)
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A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, 'Are all of those kids yours?'

He replied, 'No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints.'
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Old 07-24-2008, 07:18 AM   #3 (permalink)
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shit, i'm sorry, tully...

been busy the last week or two, doncha know...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 07-24-2008, 07:29 AM   #4 (permalink)
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shit, i'm sorry, tully...

been busy the last week or two, doncha know...
I'm just yanking your anchor chain, doncha know...
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Old 07-24-2008, 10:30 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Pete and RePete went down to the lake to have a swim.
Pete drowned.
Who was left?
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Old 07-27-2008, 10:12 AM   #6 (permalink)
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you guys cuttin' me up...
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Old 07-27-2008, 11:15 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Pete and RePete went down to the lake to have a swim.
Pete drowned.
Who was left?
Susan?
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