Tully Mars

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.'

The husband, rejected, turns over.

A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.

'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'

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blahblah454

Smart man!

Bilbert

She'll have a headache

Redlemon

3rd option... manicure?
4th option... mammogram?

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Cynthetiq

she's not going to see the dentist AND proctologist AND the gynocologist on the same day...

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LoganSnake

That was good.

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