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07-22-2008, 05:30 PM
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Living in a Warmer Insanity
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Location: Yucatan, Mexico
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Working for it..
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.'
The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. 'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'
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07-23-2008, 12:09 PM
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Tilted Cat Head
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Location: Manhattan, NY
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she's not going to see the dentist AND proctologist AND the gynocologist on the same day...
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