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Tully Mars · 07-21-2008, 07:49 AM

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.'

She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 214.'

LoganSnake · 07-21-2008, 07:52 AM

Marriage material.

Redlemon · 07-21-2008, 07:54 AM

Sweet.

Starkizzer · 07-21-2008, 03:29 PM

I love it!

blahblah454 · 07-21-2008, 03:36 PM

Hey that was good! Got a smile out of me.

Ilow · 07-21-2008, 06:16 PM

haha freaking awesome!

07-21-2008, 07:49 AM	#1 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico	Forgive me ma'am A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.' She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 214.' __________________ I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

07-21-2008, 07:52 AM	#2 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	Marriage material. __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

07-21-2008, 07:54 AM	#3 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Sweet. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

07-21-2008, 03:29 PM	#4 (permalink)
Starkizzer Hi floor! Make me a samwich. Location: Ontario (in the stray cat complex)	I love it! __________________ Frivolity, at the edge of a Moral Swamp, hears Hymn-Singing in the Distance and dons the Galoshes of Remorse. ~Edward Gorey

07-21-2008, 06:16 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ilow Junkie Location: Pats country	haha freaking awesome! __________________ "Religion is the one area of our discourse in which it is considered noble to pretend to be certain about things no human being could possibly be certain about" --Sam Harris

07-21-2008, 03:36 PM	#5 (permalink)
blahblah454 Let's put a smile on that face Location: On the road...	Hey that was good! Got a smile out of me.