Tully Mars

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to
marry her right away.

She said, 'But we don't know anything about each
other.'

He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about
each other as we go along.'

So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a
very nice resort.

One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel,
climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by
three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and
cut the water like a knife.

After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.

She said, 'That was incredible!'

He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd
learn more about each other as we went along.' So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths.

After seventy -five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her
towel, and was hardly out of breath. He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?'

'No,' she said, 'I was a prostitute in Memphis but I worked both sides of
the Mississippi.

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I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo

Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

Willravel

Hahahaha... gotta love the unexpected.

blahblah454

I did not see that coming! Good ending...

And am I reading that right? Willravel is banned?