Tully Mars

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old
baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation
is? What a team is?"

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together
as a team?"

The little boy nodded yes.

"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out
is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a
pecker-head. Do you understand all that?"

The little boy nodded again.

He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a
chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach "a dumb ass" is it?"

Again, the little boy nodded.

"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that
to your grandmother."

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genuinegirly

hehe. Good one! I love it~

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"Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq

"violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

blahblah454

I love foul mouthed grandmothers. They are so lovable!