uncle phil

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive, so I took her to a gas station...

And then the fight started....

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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Sion

reminds me of this one you posted a while back:

There I was on my way to work...getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind...wasn't even on the horizon...I was in a great
mood...and then, I rear-ended the car in front of me.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car...(and you know how you just get SOOO stressed that stuff seems to get funny?)

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it...he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And that's when the fight started...

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Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

genuinegirly

hehe. That's pretty silly!

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