NUTZ!!
 

In spernation, there was Spurry. Spurry was the fastest swimmer in the whole of the land. When finally the season came for the annual contest of which the winner would leave and become enlightened, none doubted Spurry's chance to emerge victorious.

When the scream to begin was heard, Spurry was cocky, he let the other contestants get a head start. When they were almost halfway there, they saw a shot dart right past them, "lucky guy", thought the rest. Spurry would be the one sperm to win.

All of a sudden, there was Spurry, doing something crazy, he was swimming back, They were all tounge tied, and wondering what was the matter, and as he was passed them, they heard,

"IT'S A BLOWJOBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

this joke reminded me of this here, so i had to post it.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xGKBT2y4ST4

Goes along with the insult "Out of millions of sperm, I can't believe you were the fastest."

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha:hyper: :D

Much in the same vane as:

Two sperm are swimming as hard as they can. One says to the other "Wow this is hard, wonder when we're going to get to the uterus." The other says "Uterus? Hell we haven't even got past the esophagus yet."

hehehe. To all of you sick comics.

Well that sucks ;)