Bilbert

Atreides88

So does it have negative calories?

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RetroGunslinger

I couldn't think of how I could respond to something of this magnitude, so:

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little_tippler

We have diet water here:



It's supposed to decrease the appetite...

I say bullshit.

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Our hearts are incommunicable still.
In what we show ourselves we are ignored.
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Unto our very selves we are abridged
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Acetylene

I can't see the first two images...

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RetroGunslinger

Eat a carrot.

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genuinegirly

Er, I'm confused.
Diet water? Really? Have people become diet-obsessed enough to fall for that one?

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Starkizzer

I think what they are going for is, as little_tippler was showing...that it helps you with your diet perhaps by suppressing your appetite. But we shall never know without the caption or story that came with the pic.

Also, isn't Sapporo a Japanese beer? I think the funny part of this post is that yet another beer company is manufacturing bottled water.


*Okay after searching for this product to find more info on it (since my curiosity was peaked) I can't find a blessed thing about it. No nutritional facts, description of what it does, advertising, nothing! Who knows maybe its just a crazy Asian thing! I found many other "diet water" links and all had labels in Japanese.
Oh and I also found out Sapporo makes a lot of stuff: beer, fruit juice...diet water their skills are never ending.

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JumpinJesus

I'm bottling air as we speak. I'll be rich.

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Baraka_Guru

Skinny Water

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