uncle phil

Dear Abby,

What can I do about all the sex, nudity, fowl Language, and violence on my VCR?

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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

vanblah

Bird sex?

JumpinJesus

use the pause button?

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Church

You should tell all the violent, naked people that swear and fuck on top of your VCR to do it somewhere else.

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xepherys

Good call...

http://www.chrudat.com/pterodactyl_sex.html ? <-- NSFW NSFW NSFW

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debaser

I am scarred for life, yet I can't stop laughing...

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LoganSnake

Do people actually get off on that?

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SSJTWIZTA

the flapping turns this from disturbing to hilarious.

im taking people down with me! *opens aim*

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Tully Mars

Ok, that's funny.

Ok, that's sick and funny... I like it. Laughed my ass off, thanks.

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