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silverback 06-26-2003 10:02 PM

Preacher visits the nursing home
 
A preacher visits the nursing home to see a elderly lady who had been a member of his congegation for years. As they visit the lady nods off from time to time and the preacher, not wanting to offend her waits for her to wake up to continue their conversation. During one of her resting periods, the preacher notices a bowl of peanuts on her nightstand and having missed lunch desides to help himself to some. Before he realizes it he has eaten all that was in the bowl. As the lady wakes up once again the preacher begins feeling bad about the peanuts and tells her, " Miss Jones while you were asleep, I was feeling awful hungry and I ate all of your peanuts. If you like I'll be glad to see if they have some more in the gift store." Miss Jones just smiles and tells the preacher "No thats okay, at my age all I can do is suck the chocolate off of them anyways." :D

jwoody 06-27-2003 01:04 AM

Sick, but funny.

bravo49 06-27-2003 02:24 AM

Heard it b4 but still funny

Flesh 06-27-2003 06:43 AM

hahah

txgirl 06-27-2003 07:39 AM

ewwww

zf0enix 06-27-2003 09:13 AM

ickie-poo.

Got to chuckle though!

Charlatan 06-27-2003 10:41 AM

mmmmmmm.... chocolate covered peanuts.

Fade 06-27-2003 04:14 PM

eww!

Bobdoler 06-27-2003 06:25 PM

ick.

yabobo 06-27-2003 08:24 PM

That was great just the way I likeum!!!!
Tastefully trashey.

sooz 06-28-2003 11:21 PM

a classic

pscott 06-29-2003 05:58 AM

Heard it b4 but goes to prove you should ask or you may receive something you don't like.

Slims 06-29-2003 07:56 AM

I think I am going to steal that one

Munku 06-29-2003 07:46 PM

Lol thats a good one!

The_Dude 06-30-2003 08:08 AM

gross, but funny

Blue Fish 06-30-2003 12:01 PM

Totally Sick


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