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Old 06-27-2008, 09:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What Women Want

This was mildly amusing but more to the point, accurate. After reading enough threads in the LL, this seems to be the basic consensus......

What I Want In a Man As Years Go By....


Original List:

- Handsome
- Charming
- Financially successful

- A caring listener
- Witty
- In good shape
- Dresses with style
- Appreciates finer things
- Full of thoughtful surprises
- An imaginative, romantic lover


What I Want in a Man, Revised List: (age 32)

- Nice looking
- Opens car doors, holds chairs
- Has enough money for a nice dinner
- Listens more than talks
- Laughs at my jokes
- Carries bags of groceries with ease
- Owns at least one tie
- Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
- Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
- Seeks romance at least once a week


What I Want in a Man, Revised List: (age 52)

- Not too ugly
- Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
- Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
- Nods head when I'm talking
- Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
- Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
- Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
- Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
- Remembers to put the toilet seat down
- Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List: (age 62)

- Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
- Doesn't belch or scratch in public
- Doesn't borrow money too often
- Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
- Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
- Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
- Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
- Appreciates a good TV dinner
- Remembers my name on occasion
- Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List: (age 72)

- Doesn't scare small children
- Remembers where bathroom is
- Doesn't require much money for upkeep
- Only snores lightly when asleep
- Remembers why he's laughing
- Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
- Usually wears some clothes
- Likes soft foods- Remembers where he left his teeth
- Remembers that it's the weekend


What I Want in a Man, Revised List: (age 82)

- Breathing
- Doesn't miss the toilet...
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Old 06-28-2008, 01:38 AM   #2 (permalink)
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My god I know a 62 year old man and he's a lot more like the man at 32...this is funny but a little unfair! Heh just evidence of how we're progressively let down more and more by you men
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Old 06-28-2008, 01:49 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by little_tippler
My god I know a 62 year old man and he's a lot more like the man at 32...this is funny but a little unfair! Heh just evidence of how we're progressively let down more and more by you men
And exactly the same can be said about women; in the final analysis nobody is perfect.
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Old 06-28-2008, 01:48 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 07-02-2008, 06:37 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I laughed ... out loud ... at myself.

I either need to work on myself or date a 72 year old ... give me a minute, I'm still thinking
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Old 07-02-2008, 08:55 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I noticed something missing:

22
Is adventuresome sexually, always trying new things and learning as much as possible.

32
Has mastered several areas within the art of having sex and yet still strives to improve.

42
Knows exactly what I like sexually and never needs taught or reminded about the joys of sex.

52
Becomes sexually adventuresome again, looking into new positions and re explores my body to note changes and rediscover previous joys.

62
Has energy and stamina to provide no less than bi-weekly sexual encounters, and has ability to complete the act successfully.

72
Can get it up, and doesn't fight me off when I climb aboard.

82
Can find dick and has vague idea of what it is.
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