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LoganSnake 06-26-2008 09:42 AM

Male Blond Joke
 
An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too!"

The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.

The blond guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.

"Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch."

Crack 06-26-2008 10:27 AM

ha, that is the first blonde man joke I have ever heard. very nice!

blktour 06-26-2008 10:30 AM

I heard it as a Mexican, a black guy and a white guy.

The white guy was the one that made his own lunch though.

round my parts I dont often see a blonde male. hmm?

Redlemon 06-26-2008 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blktour
round my parts I dont often see a blonde male. hmm?

Perhaps they don't survive that long? :D

blktour 06-26-2008 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redlemon
Perhaps they don't survive that long? :D


HAHAHAHAHAHA. i never thought about that!! HAHAHA!!!

blahblah454 06-26-2008 03:28 PM

Blonde male? Doesn't exist! (I've heard this before :()


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