fresnelly

Your Mother asking you what a "MILF" is.

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levite

Which has happened to me. Also very bad: my mom asking me what "teabagging" is.

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Dull sublunary lovers love,
Whose soul is sense, cannot admit
Absence, because it doth remove
That thing which elemented it.

(From "A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning" by John Donne)

blahblah454

Hey levite.... did you show her?

Willravel

Aww Jesus, I'd just lie. "It's when you put a bag of loose tea on hot water, like this:"

Baraka_Guru

"Teabagging": When one brings teabags to work, as opposed to buying a tea or coffee on the way, with the intention of making tea at work. Often done as a matter of personal tea preference or as a way to save money. "I've decided to start teabagging it to work; they never have my kind of tea at Starbucks." (Ref: "brownbagging.")

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

Crack

you sound like you teabag often...

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

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Baraka_Guru

Dude, I teabag at least four times a day.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

SSJTWIZTA

Dude, you said dude. i didnt think you had any dude in you, dude.

duuudddeeee.

anyway...
Awkward? Hilarious if you ask me. oh my, if my mom asked me what a milf was i would laugh myself right into stitches.

same goes for teabag.

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Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Baraka_Guru

Oh, I have some dude, dude. I come from the Bill & Ted camp of dude.

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You know what would be awkward?

If my mom asked me what a gilf was.... oi...

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

inBOIL

My mom asked me what felching was. I claimed not to know, because I knew the follow-up question would be "how do you know that?"

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Martian

I think feigning ignorance is the best policy in these situations, regardless of the follow-up question.

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I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept
I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said

- Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame

RetroGunslinger

Try getting a fetish mask in the mail and having her ask what it's for.

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M.B. Keene

telekinetic

Halloween!

but it's February


Uh....I'm planning ahead?

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Daniel_

I used to work with a sales manager who had periodically to deal with a very camp gay customer, and every time he went to visit he'd tell the office that he'd made ure he had his felching spoon ready.

I had to interupt and explain that to a junior member of staff, as I overheard her start to say it to the customer over the phone. That was interesting.

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Hain

No way!!

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Baraka_Guru

Yes way!

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

Martian

Whoa....

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I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept
I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept
I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said

- Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame

Tully Mars

Well if we're going to talk about saying awkward things around parents and family...

I returned from a 7 month Navy "West-Pac" once just in time for Thanksgiving dinner... where I promptly asked my grandmother to "pass the fucking mashed potatoes, will ya?"


Yeah, real quiet there for a while.

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blahblah454

wtf is feltching? And I am not your mom, so that means you can tell me.

Baraka_Guru

I won't tell you. But I'll tell you this: It's far worse than docking.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

Sion

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

noodle

My mother asked me what an "angry pirate" was.
I laughed so hard I cried and couldn't tell her.

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Tully Mars

Had to look that one up myself, LOL.

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