The Definition of Awkward is...
 

Your Mother asking you what a "MILF" is.

Which has happened to me. Also very bad: my mom asking me what "teabagging" is.

Hey levite.... did you show her?

Aww Jesus, I'd just lie. "It's when you put a bag of loose tea on hot water, like this:"
http://images.jupiterimages.com/comm...3/22969378.jpg

"Teabagging": When one brings teabags to work, as opposed to buying a tea or coffee on the way, with the intention of making tea at work. Often done as a matter of personal tea preference or as a way to save money. "I've decided to start teabagging it to work; they never have my kind of tea at Starbucks." (Ref: "brownbagging.")

you sound like you teabag often...

Dude, I teabag at least four times a day.

Dude, you said dude. i didnt think you had any dude in you, dude.

duuudddeeee.

anyway...
Awkward? Hilarious if you ask me. oh my, if my mom asked me what a milf was i would laugh myself right into stitches.

same goes for teabag.

Oh, I have some dude, dude. I come from the Bill & Ted camp of dude.

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You know what would be awkward?

If my mom asked me what a gilf was.... oi...

My mom asked me what felching was. I claimed not to know, because I knew the follow-up question would be "how do you know that?"

I think feigning ignorance is the best policy in these situations, regardless of the follow-up question.

Try getting a fetish mask in the mail and having her ask what it's for.

Halloween!

but it's February


Uh....I'm planning ahead?

I used to work with a sales manager who had periodically to deal with a very camp gay customer, and every time he went to visit he'd tell the office that he'd made ure he had his felching spoon ready.

I had to interupt and explain that to a junior member of staff, as I overheard her start to say it to the customer over the phone. That was interesting.

No way!!

Yes way!

Whoa....

Well if we're going to talk about saying awkward things around parents and family...

I returned from a 7 month Navy "West-Pac" once just in time for Thanksgiving dinner... where I promptly asked my grandmother to "pass the fucking mashed potatoes, will ya?"


Yeah, real quiet there for a while.

wtf is feltching? And I am not your mom, so that means you can tell me.

I won't tell you. But I'll tell you this: It's far worse than docking.

My mother asked me what an "angry pirate" was.
I laughed so hard I cried and couldn't tell her.

Had to look that one up myself, LOL.