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The Definition of Awkward is...
Your Mother asking you what a "MILF" is.
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Which has happened to me. Also very bad: my mom asking me what "teabagging" is.
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Hey levite.... did you show her?
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"Teabagging": When one brings teabags to work, as opposed to buying a tea or coffee on the way, with the intention of making tea at work. Often done as a matter of personal tea preference or as a way to save money. "I've decided to start teabagging it to work; they never have my kind of tea at Starbucks." (Ref: "brownbagging.")
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you sound like you teabag often... |
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Dude, you said dude. i didnt think you had any dude in you, dude.
duuudddeeee. anyway... Awkward? Hilarious if you ask me. oh my, if my mom asked me what a milf was i would laugh myself right into stitches. same goes for teabag. |
Oh, I have some dude, dude. I come from the Bill & Ted camp of dude.
* * * * * You know what would be awkward? If my mom asked me what a gilf was.... oi... |
My mom asked me what felching was. I claimed not to know, because I knew the follow-up question would be "how do you know that?"
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Try getting a fetish mask in the mail and having her ask what it's for.
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Halloween!
but it's February Uh....I'm planning ahead? |
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I had to interupt and explain that to a junior member of staff, as I overheard her start to say it to the customer over the phone. That was interesting. |
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Yes way!
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Whoa....
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Well if we're going to talk about saying awkward things around parents and family...
I returned from a 7 month Navy "West-Pac" once just in time for Thanksgiving dinner... where I promptly asked my grandmother to "pass the fucking mashed potatoes, will ya?" Yeah, real quiet there for a while. |
wtf is feltching? And I am not your mom, so that means you can tell me.
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I won't tell you. But I'll tell you this: It's far worse than docking.
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My mother asked me what an "angry pirate" was.
I laughed so hard I cried and couldn't tell her. |
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