Rectum Stretcher
 

While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over) I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?"

I replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."

The cop said "What? ... a rectum stretcher?, and what does a rectum stretcher do?"

I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."

The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"

I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge..."

The ticket - - $95.00

The look on his face - - PRICELESS

That is AWESOME!

excellent!

There is no better joke known to man, methinks. I love it.

YOW!!! Love it!

rofl, great stuff!

Hahaha, not too shabby. Although 6 foot, ouch...

Nice one.

Perfect

That is an awesome joke..

OMG AHAHAHA so great

Lol Priceless indeed

dammit...by the time i get the joke, i can't laugh at it any more....but yah....its good

First one today, bloody perfect

Very awesome. . .I'd like to see somebody with the balls to actually do it.

oh man, i heard this one before... never thought anyone would do it in real life. man, u got some balls

Hahaha! Too funny!

Oh my god, awesome!

LMAO! What a pisser

bwahahahahah...............

*breath*

bwahahahahahaha................

Seeing as I just got pulled over today, this humors me quite a bit. ;)

Ahaha. this is classic.

I'd love to see someone actually do this.

Fantastic joke, thanks!

That's great, can't stop laughing.

Ha-ha! That was great!

Gold!

That would be quite the burn on the ole copper...nice :)

very nice... hahahaaha

Thats a good one, thanks for sharing

me thinks yer ticket would be a tad more than $95 for that one