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Double D 06-26-2003 02:16 PM

Nice to Meet You
 
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who
is ahead by a couple of strokes. "Boy, I'd give anything to sink
this putt," the golfer mumbles to himself.
Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and
whispers, "Would you be willing to give up one-fourth
of your sex life?"

Thinking that the man is crazy and his answer will be
meaningless, the golfer also feels that maybe this is
a good omen so he says, "Sure," and sinks the putt.

Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, "Gee, I
sure would like to get an eagle on this one." The same
stranger is at his side again and whispers, "Would it
be worth giving up another fourth of your sex life?"

Shrugging, the golfer replies, "Okay." And he makes an
eagle!

On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to
win. Without waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly
moves to his side and says, "Would winning this match
be worth giving up the rest of your sex life?"

"Definitely," the golfer replies, and he makes the
eagle.

As the golfer is walking to the club house, the
stranger walks along side him and says, "I haven't
really been fair with you because you don't know who I
am. I'm the devil, and from this day forward you will
have no sex life."

"Nice to meet you," the golfer replies, "I'm Father
O'Malley."

asaris 06-26-2003 03:18 PM

Nice...

DEI37 06-26-2003 04:29 PM

Now that is good.

Flesh 06-26-2003 04:56 PM

lol pwned

sooz 06-28-2003 01:36 AM

Priest 1 Devil 0

oblar 06-28-2003 09:15 AM

excellent.. sad enough it took me a while to catch ;) was trying to find relevence with the O'Malley part*grin*

Brewmaniac 06-28-2003 09:47 AM

Great joke! Thanks

SirLance 06-28-2003 04:41 PM

That's pretty funny.

TerresqueÜ 06-28-2003 07:44 PM

The devil got in in the mouth that time.

hotzot 06-29-2003 11:40 PM

I guess the alter boys will have to do without from now on.

clifclav 06-30-2003 06:48 AM

very good one. thanks

Blue Fish 06-30-2003 11:58 AM

Good one!

bender 07-02-2003 02:45 PM

Okay now that one made me laugh.
Thanks.

Happyland 07-02-2003 03:41 PM

finally being a priest came in handy

mrquackers 07-02-2003 03:48 PM

Ha! This one will be repeated! :)


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