uncle phil

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.

A very attractive blonde woman from Mississippi arrived... and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless.' With that, she stripped to the waist, rolled the dice, and yelled, 'Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON! I WON !'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and
her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know... I thought you were watching.'

Moral:

Not all Southerners are stupid.

Not all blondes are dumb.

But, all men...are men.

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

speshul-k

Very goooooood. Liked this one!!