Ties
 

A fleeing al Qaeda guerrilla, desperate for water, was plodding through the desert when he saw something far off in the distance.

Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling neckties.

The Arab asked, 'Do you have water?'

The Jewish man replied, 'I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.'

The Arab shouted, 'Idiot Jew! Israel should not exist! I do not need an
overpriced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first.'

'OK,' said the old Jew, 'it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the water you need. Shalom.'

Muttering, the Arab staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later he staggered back, near collapse. 'Your brother won't let me in without a tie.'

That is freaking awesome! Fuck, that is just beautiful!

Thanks for posting this!!!

Excellent. Now, thats a good one mate!

Oh, brilliant. I love Jew jokes, and this one's going in the book.

Funny
 

Hehe, pretty good

sigh.. I heard this one without the Jew/Arab characters. I liked it better before.

Very clever! Thanks

Oy veh!

Like that.

Wait... what was a gorilla doing in the desert?

Or in Al-Quaeda for that manner?

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I LOL'd in the office!!!! Now they're staring at me!!!

I bow to the greatness that is your wit

THAT .... was funny

you can exchange the two subjects for anyone .. like a man and a woman for example and it's still damn funny, thanks!!!

AWESOME!

Best joke I've heard in a long time! Thanks, eh?

I bet the price shot up for those ties :)