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comfortably numb...
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A fleeing al Qaeda guerrilla, desperate for water, was plodding through the desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling neckties. The Arab asked, 'Do you have water?' The Jewish man replied, 'I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.' The Arab shouted, 'Idiot Jew! Israel should not exist! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first.' 'OK,' said the old Jew, 'it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the water you need. Shalom.' Muttering, the Arab staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, near collapse. 'Your brother won't let me in without a tie.'
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Minion of Joss
Location: The Windy City
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That is freaking awesome! Fuck, that is just beautiful!
Thanks for posting this!!!
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eats puppies and shits rainbows
Location: An Area of Space Occupied by a Population, SC, USA
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Oh, brilliant. I love Jew jokes, and this one's going in the book.
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<3 TFP
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Hehe, pretty good
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Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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Oy veh!
Like that.
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Psycho
Location: Physically in Houston, TX - Mentally Lost in Time
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I bow to the greatness that is your wit
THAT .... was funny you can exchange the two subjects for anyone .. like a man and a woman for example and it's still damn funny, thanks!!!
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Eat your vegetables
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Location: Arabidopsis-ville
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AWESOME!
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drawn and redrawn
Location: Some where in Southern California
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I bet the price shot up for those ties
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