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Old 06-09-2008, 11:32 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Ya think she's pissed??

(scroll all the way down)

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Old 06-09-2008, 11:37 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Don't cheat folks. Women are ruthless.
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Old 06-09-2008, 11:43 AM   #3 (permalink)
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This is why I stay single.
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Old 06-09-2008, 11:50 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Oh come on, what's the worst she can do?
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Old 06-09-2008, 12:24 PM   #5 (permalink)
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lorena bobbitt?
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Old 06-09-2008, 12:46 PM   #6 (permalink)
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lorena bobbitt?
yeah, but her husband went on to star in porn; how bad could that be?
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Old 06-09-2008, 01:01 PM   #7 (permalink)
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yeah, but her husband went on to star in porn; how bad could that be?

Yeah but he was really bad at it. Wiki him, last I looked his employment history made Gary Coleman look at a CEO.

As for the OP...

So is the boat for sale? I can get new paint.
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Old 06-09-2008, 06:58 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I hope every one of those women got claims court on thier asses for a good $$$ that did vehicle dmg, property dmg, etc.

Sure, cheating is bad.

But destruction of personal property is still illegal. Not justifiable.

*Note, the creative ones are just awesome and smart thinking & revenge.*
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Old 06-09-2008, 08:03 PM   #9 (permalink)
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thats the worst she can do?

she's got nothing...
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Old 06-09-2008, 08:34 PM   #10 (permalink)
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This is why I stay single.

Indeed. qft.
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Old 06-25-2008, 02:20 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Oh come on, what's the worst she can do?
Well, it involves a hacksaw, salt, lemon juice, and a balloon animal...
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