fishing humor
 

2 pals go ice fishing, after several hours they dont catch a thing. after a while a stranger shows up and cuts a hole in the ice a couple of hundred feet away. After about ten minutes he starts catching fish one after the other. The two pals are mystified but determined they change their position to a new hole about 100 feet away still no results. But they notice the stranger is still pulling in fish by the dozen !

before they leave one of the pals decides to talk to the guy pulling in all the fish.

"hey buddy we've been here all day and caught nothing and you show up and catch a ton whats the secret?

stranger: " hmhmhm"

pal: " what ?"

stranger "hmhmhmhm!!! "

Pal: "i'm sorry I dont undertand what did you say?"


stranger: spits " you have to keep the worms warm !!!"

that's a mouth full

Vile

Vile times two

not bad

i can see my step dad doing that ...anything to chatch the big one

Sick!

Nice... yikes worms!

Well if your lke fish that much then your gunna haveta make sacrifices.

/me falls off chair laughing

Urgh... Thats gross.. but funny :D

Sounds like he's a local

REDNECK!! not really cause rednecks dont ice fish, they carry guns!

The mouth is only one option for keeping them warm... you should see where he keeps his reserves.

BAD