uncle phil

NEVER, NEVER, NEVER

EVER

And I Repeat

EVER

tell a woman

she can't cook!!!

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Brewmaniac

Ouch! Scary shit, uncle phil..

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"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

Seaver

NSFW tag?

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uncle phil

yeah, guess i should add that...

thanks...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Redlemon

What sort of seasoning is she using?

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I can't read your signature. Sorry.

Bear Cub

That is wrong on so many levels...

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Living in the United Socialist States of America.

Tully Mars

Lorena Bobbitt"s cooking?

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I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo

Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

shakran

well she clearly can't. Should use a marinade, not a rub. Rubs cause unplanned for and unwanted secretions.


-ducks-

blahblah454

My jaw just hit the floor. That is one frightening picture.

Xerxys

**violent shiver**

carrot glace

maybe the world would be better off without photoshop

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"blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

SSJTWIZTA

OH GOD!

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

BogeyDope

I wonder what kind of flavoring she's using.

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kalidus

ewwww

Arovista

cool photoshopped

pirho

i dont think i will sleep tonight