White House Breakfast
 

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are having breakfast at the
White House.
The attractive young waitress asks Cheney what he would
like, and he replies, 'I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some
fruit.'
'And what can I get for you, Mr. President?'
George W. looks up from his menu and replies with his
trademark wink and slight grin, 'How about a quickie this
morning?'
''Why, Mr. President!' the waitress exclaims.
'How rude! You're starting to act like President
Clinton,' and then she storms away.
Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers 'It's
pronounced 'quiche.''

Hehe, not bad.

HA! That same thing must have happened to Clinton....